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|Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:44 pm Post subject: How I Stole Your Election
|Sent: Wednesday, November 10, 2004 8:31 AM
Subject: [SiriusIntelligence] How I Stole Your Election by George W. Bush
How I Stole Your Election
by George W. Bush
> > The first thing I did to steal your election was to make friends
> > with ALL the manufacturers and code-verifyers of the Electronic
> > Voting Machines. They were really nice, especially Diebold who gave
> > me $600,000 for my campaign. Wow, thanks dude!
> > http://nuclearfree.lynx.co.nz/stealing.htm
> > Next, I had my attack dog, Karl Rove, convince these companies to
> > either alter the vote totals on the central tabulator machines
> > (simple PCs running windows using Remote Access Server -- RAS), or
> > reprogram (via a downloadable software patch) the voting machines
> > themselves so that they would give the advantage to ME! Isn't
> > America great?!? A little money and some religious zealotry goes a
> > looooong, loooong way. Oh, the religious zealotry thing? That's
> > just a cover. I'm not really a Christian -- or at least I don't act
> > like one. Anyway, I digress.
> > http://www.ejfi.org/Voting/Voting-25.htm#rig
> > Did you ever hear the media complaining about how inaccurate the
> > exit polls were in prior elections? No. That's because they
> > basically ARE accurate. But this election, the exit polls showed
> > Kerry WAY ahead. No problem. My buddies rigged the machines (and
> > all they needed to do was rig it in one state, Ohio, but they took
> > care of at least Florida for me too) not only to make me squeak by
> > in the important battleground states, like Florida and Ohio, but
> > they also made sure that when I did get a state that I was expected
> > to win, the margin was HUGE so that my "popular" vote would make it
> > look like I had a mandate.
> > So let's recap how the popular vote thing worked again. Let's say
> > we didn't want it to look suspicious by taking states that Kerry
> > really would have won (except for Ohio and Florida, gotta take
> > those! heh heh). So we let him win there, but in order once again
> > to boost the "popular" vote (I put that in quotes because as you
> > know, I'm not REALLY popular), we bring my vote tallies RIGHT UP
> > NEXT to Kerry's, to jack up the "popular" vote as much as possible,
> > even if I didn't win the state.
> > Then, with states like North Carolina, we know we're going to steal
> > the state anyway (at least according to what the exit polls were
> > telling everyone.... and according to the long, long lines of new
> > voters were telling everyone ... because we all know most of those
> > people were voting for Kerry, not the status quo), so we just jack
> > the crap out of the vote total to REALLY stuff a crapload of
> > "popular" votes in my pocket. You see, this way I can get on the TV
> > and declare that I have a "mandate" and that I'm going to "cash in"
> > on my political "capital" (which I don't really have of course, but
> > we made it look that way).
> > Here's a nice chart to show you what I mean. Take special note of
> > how the electronic voting machine totals compare to the paper ballot
> > totals. And see what I mean about North Carolina?
> > http://www.bandsagainstbush.org/cgi-bin/archives/exit_poll.gif
> > Look folks, if you really want me out of office, first you're going
> > to have to impeach me. But you know what, if you don't have
> > verifiable paper trails at the polls like these folks recommend (
> > http://openvotingconsortium.org/ ), and if you don't take these
> > voting machines out of the hands of private companies that are
> > aligned with one end of the political spectrum, then I'm gonna just
> > continue to hose you (and then my brother Jeb will be president too
> > cause we're into this dynasty thing, kind of like my buddies the
> > Saudis... ain't it cool?!?). Also, in 2006, we're going to steal
> > about five more senate seats, and then we'll have the
> > "super-majority". That means the Democrats can't do that confounded
> > fillerbs... fillas.... fillbusters.... CRAP, well, they can't get in
> > the darn way any more and we can pass ANY laws we want about
> > ANYTHING and put whoever we want on the Supreme court. Ha ha, then
> > you're REALLY screwed. So if you don't fix this mess (I mean great
> > system) in two years and have a verifiable voting system nationwide,
> > America is MINE!!!!! (and Jeb's and my daddy's and Cheney's and
> > Rove's... hey, we could even pass a law saying I could be president
> > for FOUR MORE YEARS after 2008! That would be SOOO cool!) Anyway,
> > I digress once again.
> > http://www.globalresearch.ca/articles/CHI411B.html
> > And that pesky Bev Harris. Man I wish she would go away. If too
> > many of you contribute to her cause, I might just get in trouble so
> > KNOCK IT OFF!!
> > http://www.blackboxvoting.org/
> > I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Fool me once.....", oh
> > CRAP, I forgot again. Well how about this? "This would be a heck
> > of lot easier if this was [grammar incorrect] a dictatorship....
> > just so long as I'm the dictator. Heh, heh." Well, sorry to say
> > folks, but I got my way. What are you gonna do about it, huh?
> > Bring it on!!!
> > http://votergate.tv/votergate/votergatethemovie_64kb.mov
> > "Sincerely" Yours, "President" George W. Bush
> > P.S. Pass it on! I dare ya.
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